Borat posts in Canuck Forums?
July 30, 2008
This is a doozie, remember that these are actual posts we find on Canucks forums and blogs, this is from a thread concerning the Vermette trade, and who we could trade away…it eventually spiralled into this:
“Willie if was offensive would be near the best in the nhl” ~ unrivaled
Worst Thread in the History of Forums
July 28, 2008
Most of my daily entertainment is found in the Canucks.com forums. You can literally spend hours reading a myriad of ridiculous rumors, predictions, smacktalk and retardom….and as I perused these magical pages of stupidity, I was blessed enough to stumble upon one of the single worst threads in the history of the interweb, regarding the safety and utter confusion around how Canucks players somehow manage to get home after games:
A few highlights:
“Have you ever done sports? You may be tired, but you also have adrenaline which works perfectly fine for a drive home.” ~Luco D
“only a stalker would ask such stipid question” ~ catrick
and the classic:
“Had a friend that worked at GM, and she claimed that whenever there was a big concert playing at GM place, the bigger hotels around the area attach to GM place via underground tunnels. Which is how they get big stars in and out without having to go through fans.” ~ mcfly
Here’s the rest for you to enjoy, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go catch a bus with my face.
Read more amazing Canuck Fan Quotes HERE
We’re Not Alone in the Suck
July 28, 2008
Ok dammitt, I got lambasted by a Calgary fan this weekend about one of the only indisputable parts of being a Canucks fan: The holy grail.
I can argue divisions, players, competition, coaching…but there’s one thing that none of us can dispute:
We haven’t won a Championship in 37 years. (And if your hanging on to that Vancouver Millionaires bulls**t from 1915 you need to punch yourself in the face). Read more
Aloha Mr. Krog
July 16, 2008
Jason Krog. 32. 198 NHL Games, nine seasons in the minors.
Seems kind of like getting a job at McDonalds, never moving off the deep frier and then leaving for Wendy’s to work the grill for more money. No?
Regardless, any stache like that is a friend of mine. Read more
Canucks Fan Comment of the Day
July 10, 2008
From the Canucks.com forums - where somebody posted our Demitra article - we get this gem: “This isn’t even funny.” ~ Looselips
Well we’re famous. Somebody posted our Hey Pavol, Welcome to Vancouver article on the Canucks.com forums…and we sure stirred up alot of amazing commentary on the subject of Vancouver. Inlcuding this sweet number from forum person “looselips”.
Well, I guess commentary is the wrong word really…considering that nobody actually disputed anything we said, they were just a bit insulted…like we hit a sore spot or some thing. Well we actually got the forum thread locked out…which has been a goal of ours all along: Heres what it looks like: http://forum.canucks.com/index.php?showtopic=205515
Its too bad really, cuz due to there introspective and scathing comments, I almost had to take a deep look inside myself, but i decided instead that they should all go and Canuck themselves.
(p.s. I’m filing this under completely missed points and hahahahahahahahahaha)
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Hey Pavol, Welcome to Vancouver
July 10, 2008
Hey Pav, you mind if I call you Pav? Cool.
Hey anyways, I wanted to welcome you to this fine city of mine. There’s plenty to do here and…oh wait…sorry, my BlackBerry is blowin up over here…can you hold this triple half caff vente latte non fat macchiato for me? What? No that’s cool, I’ve got four coffee shops in my building so I can totally get another one, I’ll just give it to this guy who’s squeegeeing off this windshield over here. Read more
Bernier Signs With Canucks - Blues Still Laughing At Us
July 10, 2008
Well you knew it was coming, even with Mike Gilles getting in a douche off with Blues management.
Granted, tossing 2.5 million at Bernier is a tad less douchey than the Canucks $7.5-million offer sheet they gave to forward David Backes. But it was still essentially a public tickle fight between these two. Read more
Fan Quote of the Week
July 9, 2008
“Too darn funny. What goes around comes around. Gillis is showing his utter inexperience here. This is pure payback and the Canucks deserve this. Beauty move by JD and the Blues.” ~ fanatic via tsn.ca
What did Mike gilles do to all the other GM’s and agents in the league to get so much hate?
Did he date somebody’s daughter? Crank call Bettman? Does he have terrible body odor? Does he get wasted at league functions and hit on everybody’s wife?
Did he take Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again?
Read more amazing Canuck Fan Quotes HERE
Pavol Demitra - Deleriously Awesome
July 8, 2008
Ok, I’d be as stoked as you to land Demitra…but there’s something a tad disturbing about this quote he gave while apparently high:
“I want to play for a team that is going to win, [one] who is going to compete for the playoffs and the Stanley Cup.”
This means one of two things: A) He’s planning on signing for 5 years, or 2) He’s huffing gas in the offseason. Read more
Checking the crater for body parts.
July 7, 2008
Bye Nazzy, Adios Brendan, Sayanora Linden, Good effing riddance Jozef Balej…?
So…is the sky falling enough for you yet? Holy balls.
Now, I guess I’m a fan of the whole “rebuild” thing, but there’s a part of this house cleaning that’s leaving me a tad perturbed. The biggest part being Luongo (You will never EVER see us use the single worst nickname in the history of sports-dom on this site, I mean bobby- Lou? F*#* right off.) Read more
