Canucks Reduce Carbon Footprint by Not Making the Playoffs

April 22, 2008

This article is on the front page of Canucks.com today. Apparently it’s Earth Day, and the Canuck players are trying to go “eco-friendly”. How nice. (Place your own “crashing and burning” joke here)

Aside from the depressing fact that we’re stuck reading about Willie Mitchell’s Prius while other teams are gearing up for game 7 excitement, it’s obvious that the poor Canucks.com writers are working feverishly these days to pump out articles that have some sort of positive angle, like a rainbow through the dark cloud that’s been hanging over the team since they missed the playoffs. No “official team site” would dare post anything negative, like a “we have no GM we’re screwed” article, or “Q&A with our confused owners”, or, better yet, anything from the point of view of the average, frustrated fan.

That’s where we come in. Stay tuned to GoCanuckYourself.

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