We here at GoCanuckYourself.com attempted to get in the running to be featured as the official Canucks Blog for the upcoming season but we were denied under the grounds of “too many wiener jokes” and “grammatical equivalent to hari kari”.
Whatever the crap those mean.
So instead we’ll be relegated to another season of pooping on everybody else in their attempts at wit and introspective commentary.
Heres the link to the contest, where the finalists duke it out from either side of the blogger spectrum – rhymetastic wordsmithery and supercilious rule-baggery.
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